Last night out of the blue, Mom’s face started swelling. Her right eye was almost swollen shut. She took some benadryl but it did nothing to help at all. All of a sudden, her voice started sounding funny and Dad took her to the hospital. By the time they got there, she could hardly breathe at all. She had what is called an anaphylactic reaction. The problem is, we don’t have any idea what to. Now she has to carry an epipen until the doctors can figure out what it is that caused the reaction to begin with. Scared the begebies out of all of us including Mom.
When Uncle Bill came and told us he was getting married, my Daddy asked him if he had to get married. Uncle Bill looked at him kind of puzzled and said “What do you mean?” Well Daddy asked him since he got those little wonder pills he didn’t get her pregnant did he? Mom and I are doing all we can not to bust out laughing because Uncle Bill got a real concerned look on his face and said “Lord I hope not.” Mom and I had to leave the room. They’re both too old to make babies!!!!
How long has it been since I took Uncle Bill to the doctor??? Not that long and he got that prescription for ‘those pills’ remember? Well they sure must have worked and worked fast too because he just came and told us that he is getting married!!! Married!!!! We all just about fell out of our chairs when he told us. We started telling him about a pre-nup and stuff like that but he didn’t want to hear it. He’s in love he said. I think he’s in heat!!! OOPS, I shouldn’t have said that but that’s my opinion and I do tend to speak my mind!!!
I just saw a video of Tim McGraw pulling a big guy out of the front row of one of his concerts. Seems the guy was hitting his female partner, wife, girlfriend or what ever she was and Tim saw it. It took the help of a couple security guys to help get the guy on stage and then Tim almost punched the guy but stopped and had the guy thrown out of the concert completely. That was the coolest thing I have ever seen. Then he just started singing “I ain’t looking for trouble” from his song “Indian outlaw”. It was great!! You go Tim.
I don’t know about you but when I hear a baby laugh, I have to laugh too. They did a study and found that when a mother sees her own baby smile, it turns on a pleasure receptor in her brain like a ‘natural’ high. That’s just too amazing. So that means that a mother gets ‘addicted’ to her child then, right???? Well that’s what it sounds like to me. Makes sense to me, much more than running with bulls!!!!!